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Human beings are not contented on what they have now. For one reason, change is the only constant thing and it supports the theory that human beings can’t be satisfied with what they have. They will always find something new to improve and simplify their lifestyle.

When you want to make things easier, you need to buy something, like a calculator to solve your math problems or an automobile, if you do not want to walk to wherever you are going. That is not always the case because sometimes, what you need has not been invented just yet. You might be the only one who thought of it and I say, you go ahead and invent a contraption to make human lives here on earth easier.

After you’ve done and created your master piece and finished your invention to its details, the next step would be to file a patent so it could not be stolen. It is like a copyright that, whoever does the same contraption and purpose it can do, the first one who will file a patent will always win.

Below are some Patented inventions that I am sure you will lay your eyes on for the first time in your life.

1.    A Cross USB Device – Nice gift for those religious relatives of yours. They can wear it as their necklace, put it in substitute for their rosaries or maybe, drive away evil? Who knows? What matters here is, you know that “Jesus Saves”.

2.    Anti-eating face mask- I hope you are not one of the few million Americans who suffer from obesity because of all the fast foods from every corner of America are constantly tempting us? Worry no more because this device will surely make your eating habits long-be-gone! The said device will not interfere with your speech nor interfere with your breathing. In fact, this will help you reduce the germ intake you get when breathing through your mouth. Does it remind you of your neighbors’ vicious biting dog?

3.    Bird catcher/ cat feeder – Are you one of them Garfield lovers? This will make your cat feast on live “poultry” from time to time! We, humans love to eat live cooked fish, fresh vegetables, and everything else new. Cats, might feel the same and this should make them feel special. “I thought I saw a puddy tat.”

4.    Coition chair- sounds familiar? Solves a familiar problem? It sure does! This will make sure that you do your deeds and concentrate well without ever thinking of falling around and resetting. One of the most nicest patents I’ve ever seen if you ask me.

5.    Human Car wash – all of us need bathing and those who do not agree with me, well, I am sure nobody is around you now. Have you ever imagined how to make life easier by making a automatic bathing machine? It would save lots of time! Just stand there and wait until you are clean. This invention also eliminates slipping and tumbling around the shower. The “user” first enters the wetting station, then the soapy/ shampoo section. After that, you will be brought to the rinsing station and at the end, you won’t need to wash bulky towels anymore because there would be a blow drying station! You can now concentrate singing the song in you wanted to finish while taking a shower!

Those people who filed the patents above helped the world one way or another. How are you helping the world satisfy their urges?

My female friend told me this terrifying experience she had a few years ago and I would like to share it now to warn other girls. After prom, the guy told my friend that everyone was going to the hotel for an after prom gathering party. She had second thoughts and thought it was shady but since she liked him very much, she want because he don’t want the guy to think she was not “fun”.

When they arrived, no one was there and there it was. Sorry for making this sound like a tabloid kind of story but, this is a real life experience. They started “doing it” and the girl heard a beeping sound at the corner. There was a red light. Feeling uncomfy, my friend dressed up and went home. The next day, everyone was talking about her video tape from the hotel room. She had wished she followed her instincts.

My advice is this, always follow your instincts and please, do not do stupid things that you will regret afterwards. Just follow what God wants and his path.